Sunday in the Park with Brian - Sea World Christmas Celebration
Trailer Tuesday - Alien (1979) Teaser

Blu-ray Review - The Sorcerer's Apprentice


I’m starting to believe there’s a massive steel machine in super-producer Jerry Bruckheimer’s office, and, when he makes a movie, he feeds the pleasing results into the furious engine, which then takes whatever clicks wonderfully about the film and smashes it to pieces. “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” began life as a riff on the iconic Mickey Mouse segment of “Fantasia,” but what’s onscreen isn’t nearly as inviting or whimsical as the animated short. Instead, the feature is a winded stunt show, brought to its knees by overcooked writing and insistently fruitless attempts at comedy. Once again, Bruckheimer’s contraption takes a pure idea for adventure and kills the enjoyment by overthinking matters to a paralyzing degree.

Balthazar Blake (Nicolas Cage) is a wise sorcerer who’s worked for a thousand years to keep his wicked compatriot, Maxim Horvath (Alfred Molina), in check, with the help of his loved one, Veronica (Monica Bellucci). Questing to find the prophetical chosen one that will bring balance to the magical realm, Balthazar meets Dave (Jay Baruchel), a geeky physics master with the hots for his school pal, Becky (Theresa Palmer). Taking the anxious boy wonder into perilous sorcerer training, problems arise when Horvath escapes his magical prison, ready to destroy Balthazar and clear a pathway for all-powerful witch Morgana (Alice Krige) to summon the armies of the dead and destroy the world.

Yep. Sounds just like the Mickey short.


The trouble with “Sorcerer’s Apprentice” is that it hungers to be taken seriously as a major event movie. Not content to play a batty magical premise simply to supply a fleeting thrill ride, Bruckheimer and “National Treasure” director Jon Turteltaub want to inflate the picture to a point of explosion: shaping an epic tale of Merlin’s fallen students and a thousand-year quest to restore order to the galaxy, along the way detailing prisons made of Russian nesting dolls, a silver dragon ring of unspecified power, Morgana’s iffy plan of worldwide domination, and a heaping helping of the lovesick blues, as Dave stumbles over himself to catch Becky’s eye.

Turteltaub fails to connect the dots in a buoyant fashion, though the film does receive an A for effort when it comes to the action sequences, which pit sorcerer vs. sorcerer in the middle of colorful NYC geography. The spectacle is well maintained, captured especially well during a Chinatown parade battle where Dave finds a full appreciation for the necromantic trouble he’s in. The production achieves the scope of the sorcerer’s world, but rarely does the film find a consistent pace, with Bruckheimer pushing matters along with a fair amount of shrill noise to keep the picture alert. Despite a screen teeming with magical happenings, the screenplay doesn’t trust the inherent awe of this wizarding world. Instead, there’s a litany of useless business and overemphasized fantasy vocabulary to gum up the works, making the picture come off labored and, more surprisingly, joyless.


Not easing the strain is Baruchel, who really slops on his affected geek persona that’s served him well during his career. It’s a major vocal exaggeration, used to portray Dave’s nerdly self, but makes the character look disturbingly incompetent, even in his eventual hero mode. Baruchel is a fine actor, but he’s been plucking this single string of buffoonery for far too long. The performance lacks a fine edge of amazement, trying much too hard to sell awe instead of embracing it. The performance is also free of laughs, but so is the rest of the picture, despite some pronounced comedic efforts. Also sinful is how little Bellucci factors into the story, wasting her talents on a throwaway role with barely any lines. Honestly, who makes the effort to hire Bellucci only to toss her into the background? Shameful.




The AVC encoded image (2.40:1 aspect ratio) presentation has the benefit of a juicy budget to display, with copious amounts of special effects and ornate sets to examine, supplying a visually complex experience. Detail is magnificent, ranging from the panicked faces of the cast to the chilly New York City locations, which supply an evocative feel of warring magicians in the midst of ordinary city life. Colors pop tremendously, with special optical firepower reserved for the special effects, which employ a wide range of rich hues to enhance the whimsical nature of the film. Sorcerer confrontations are especially dynamic, with cool blues and reds commanding attention. Shadow detail is supportive, helping to survey textures on the extravagant costumes and pick out evening adventuring.


The 5.1 DTS-HD sound mix is an active, buoyant affair with a wealth of sonic layers to work through. Of primary effectiveness is the dialogue, which is always cleanly conveyed, handed a slight circular position to create needed moments of tension. Scoring is hotly controlled, with a terrific low-end rumble to accentuate the suspense, while taking off on a few graceful moments of orchestral flights. Skirmishes are intensely directional, with crackling lightning activity and assorted sequences of CG-laden combat swirling around the listener, generating a deep position within the action. DVS, French, and Spanish tracks are also available.


English SDH, French, and Spanish subtitles are included.


“Magic in the City” (12:53) covers the action staged in New York, where the film took over the city to bring this sorcerer battle to life. Interviews with cast and crew chat up the challenges of the sets and streets, pointing out the nuances of the production design.

“The Science of Sorcery” (10:15) explores how the film incorporated a scientific perspective to the fantastical happenings, going through props and locations to point out the relatively practical applications (and cinematic, of course) of the magical weapons.

“Making Magic Real” (11:46) celebrates the practical effects of the film, with the cast and crew selling the sorcerers realm with rigs, air cannons, and lighting effects. The featurette is a very cool snapshot of the moviemaking effort, with great BTS footage showing off the tricks.

“‘Fantasia:’ Reinventing a Classic” (10:13) captures the effort made to outdo Mickey Mouse and his trouble with mops, isolating the special effect achievement that brought the sequence to life. Think cold water, men in green suits, and a lot of splashing around.

“The Fashionable Drake Stone” (2:09) talks to actor Toby Kebbell about his transformation into an evil magician, patterned after the new icons of the Las Vegas strip.

“The Grimhold: An Evil Work of Art” (3:46) discusses the creation of the magical Russian nesting doll that brings about all sorts of foul activity in the picture.

“The Encantus” (2:23) heads to the literary realm, covering the practical and digital work used to create the sorcerer’s guidebook.

“Wolves & Puppies” (3:07) goes cute, showcasing the animal cast of the feature. Though made out to look like vicious creatures, this pack is more about licks and naps.

“The World’s Coolest Car” (1:32) summons the 1935 Rolls Royce Phantom, used in the film as Balthazar’s personal ride, and a car actually owned by Cage.

“Deleted Scenes” (7:47) cover Balthazar’s journey to find his apprentice, Dave’s trouble with a classroom science experiment, and his inability to grab the attention of his true love, Becky.

“Outtakes” (3:14) is a traditional collection of mix-em-ups, highlighting the giggle fits and Baruchel shrieks during production.

A Theatrical Trailer has not been included.



Because climaxes are always big and boomy in Bruckheimer country, “Sorcerer’s Apprentice” settles in for a massive showdown that, once again, is more bark than bite. While technically sound and occasionally tempting, this is not a jubilant celebration of mysticism and personal growth. The constant busywork wears the entertainment factor down, leaving the “Sorcerer’s Apprentice” more about poses and dismal one-liners than actual magic.



Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been saved. Comments are moderated and will not appear until approved by the author. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.


Post a comment

Comments are moderated, and will not appear until the author has approved them.

Your Information

(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)