• Film Review – Goat

    Basketball and animation. In 1996, “Space Jam” was the name of the game, finding some success at the box office while launching an enduring fandom that continues to carry on to this very day (a 2021 sequel is barely remembered anymore). Writers Aaron Buchsbaum and Teddy Riley are well aware of the power of “Space Jam,” using the feature as a primary influence on “Goat,” also mixing in heaping helpings of “Zootopia” for this underdog sports picture. Director Tyree Dillihay doesn’t have a powerful story to work with, but he brings an appealing visual approach to the endeavor, using trendy “Spider-Verse”-style animation to realize a basic tale of a small animal with big dreams to play professional basketball. “Goat” has style and active voicework, and for younger audiences, lessons on teamwork might do the trick, but the material’s fantastical take on sporting challenges is more likely to hold attention. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Cold Storage

    Screenwriter David Koepp (“Jurassic Park,” “Spider-Man,” “Mission: Impossible”) takes on adaptation duties on “Cold Storage,” which is based on his 2019 book. Why Koepp isn’t directing the picture as well is a bit of a mystery, handing the reins over to television helmer Jonny Campbell, who’s attempting to make a horror comedy with the material, which involves a vicious fungal breakout at a storage facility, putting those new to such biological horrors and those familiar with the devastation on the hunt for a way to prevent any spread of the nightmare. “Cold Storage” (which was shot three years ago) tries to play the central idea of the feature as loosely as possible, but Koepp doesn’t aim for a rollicking viewing experience, electing to slow down trouble, leaving Campbell to handle gory encounters, which the film could use more of. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – By Design

    The director of “Ladyworld,” “Please Baby Please,” and the visual essay “So Unreal” fully retains her love for the bizarre with “By Design.” Amanda Kramer (who also scripts) explores the experience of being a woman in the feature, and doing so through a premise that finds the lead character sending her very soul into a chair she’s desperate to purchase, but cannot afford. While it might sound like a set-up for a comedy, Kramer remains absolutely serious about the story, attempting to understand a world of pressure and isolation from a more abstract POV. “By Design” is absolutely not for casual watching, as the helmer mounts a highly specialized viewing experience that takes some getting used to while it teases aimlessness at times. The endeavor has a capable cast to help support the strangeness of the idea, and Kramer has a few things to share about the state of being a woman in the world today, keeping the picture interesting when it isn’t always engaging. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Mortuary Assistant

    Perhaps inspired by the success of the “Five Nights at Freddy’s” movie franchise, director Jeremiah Kipp and screenwriters Tracee Beebe and Brian Clarke attempt to bring “The Mortuary Assistant” to the screen, adapting Clarke’s 2022 video game. It’s a cult title turned into a film that’s almost exclusively aimed at fans of the franchise, hoping to delight them with a cinematic version of gameplay, following the increasing panic and confusion of a woman under orders to disrupt a demonic possession taking place inside a mortuary. The character’s bewilderment over mission details is likely to be shared by newcomers to the brand name, as “The Mortuary Assistant” doesn’t put a lot of time into clarifying the situation and its end game. Kipp is out to generate scares with the endeavor, and he can’t shake the generic nature of the horror presented here, which isn’t imaginative, while the offering itself grows wearying as it unfolds, recycling jump scares and visuals on its way to a non-ending. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Misdirection

    “Misdirection” plays like a screenwriting sample that lucked its way into production. Writer Lacy McClory delivers an extremely small-scale tale of crime and punishment, following three characters as they experience an evening of suspicion and violence as a simple plan for burglary turns into something more for everyone involved. Most of the movie takes place in a single room, tasking McClory to come up with an interesting enough plot to support the viewing experience. She comes up a little short with stunning drama, and director Kevin Lewis (“Pig Hill,” “Willy’s Wonderland”) isn’t particularly skilled at stretching the premise to an 80-minute run time. “Misdirection” does have decently committed performances to help the endeavor achieve a few moments of tension, but the picture is pretty thin overall, lacking enough cinematic emphasis to engage. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans

    I wouldn’t call 1983’s “Deathstalker” serious, but it was mostly humorless. The sword and sorcery offering tried to deliver a stone-faced sense of fantasy heroism during an era that demanded such entertainment, putting director James Sbardellati to work conjuring monsters, muscle-bound men, and battles for its intended audience, also remaining mindful of Roger Corman’s low-budget demands and fondness for nudity. The endeavor was something of a hit (at least by Corman standards), finding a receptive audience on home video, where viewers drawn to the picture (thanks to gloriously deceptive poster artwork) were exposed to a cheaper barbarian way during the post-“Conan the Barbarian” industry gold rush. New World Pictures didn’t exactly jump into a sequel, waiting four years to deliver “Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans,” hiring director Jim Wynorski (in one of his earliest gigs) to continue the journey for the warrior and his addiction to adventure. There’s a lot that’s different this time around, including a complete change of tone, as the helmer elects to turn this mythical movie into a full-blooded comedy, even bringing a spit-take into the offering. “Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans” goes goofy, and it’s not a welcome change of pace, losing the modest appeal of the original feature to stick with silliness from actors who aren’t particularly skilled at delivering such nonsense. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Deathstalker (1983)

    1982’s “Conan the Barbarian” was deemed a risky project during production. It was based on material that developed more of a cult than a fanbase, and it starred Arnold Schwarzenegger, who wasn’t typical leading man material. Once the feature began screening for the public, perception of its success changed, and it went on to become a hit during a highly competitive summer. And as with any unexpected score at the box office, copycats soon followed, helping to launch an industry fascination with sword and sorcerer endeavors, with all of them lacking the epic swing and budgetary might of “Conan the Barbarian.” Roger Corman wanted in on the action, with his New World Pictures launching “Deathstalker” in 1983, striving to provide moviegoers with a Conan-like character and his experiences in a fantasy realm. Directed by James Sbardellati, “Deathstalker” doesn’t have much of a budget to do anything, but the production certainly tries to stretch a dollar, submitting a mildly diverting presentation of burly men, monstrous evil, and enough topless women to make Motley Crue blush. Corman knows what he wants, and Sbardellati works to give it to him, though he can’t conquer all of the effort’s creative challenges, making for an uneven sit while watching these days of high (and more affordable) adventure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Wicked Stepmother

    Larry Cohen may be used to low-budget production challenges, but I can’t imagine he was fully prepared for the craziness that went on during the shooting of 1989’s “Wicked Stepmother.” The feature was intended to star Hollywood legend Bette Davis, who recently returned to action in 1987’s “The Whales of August,” looking to keep some career momentum going. Davis spent a few days on the set of Cohen’s picture before leaving for reasons that differ among those telling the story of her exit, putting the helmer in a position to save the movie, scrambling to rework the script while hiring Barbara Carrera to replace Davis. It’s the kind of professional chaos that’s interesting to study, but “Wicked Stepmother” certainly doesn’t benefit from such turmoil. Cohen is holding on for dear life in the offering, which is often confused and careless, trying desperately to be wildly amusing with some truly awful ideas for comedy. There’s a curiosity factor in play, but the viewing experience is rough as Cohen attempts to piece together a sellable endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Sharksploitation

    “Sharksploitation” is a documentary from director Stephen Scarlata, who endeavors to explore a subgenre that kicked off 50 years ago with the release of the 1975 classic, “Jaws.” Sure, sharks have been featured in movies for a lot longer than that, but the Universal Pictures blockbuster inspired a ravenous need to replicate such jaw-dropping box office success, putting producers to work coming up with ways to make their own horror offerings highlighting the dangers of the deep. It’s a topic of cinematic history that’s potentially fascinating, especially when comparing the fantasy of horror and the reality of marine life, and Scarlata provides some appreciation for the history of exploitation and conservation. “Sharksploitation” isn’t a critical creation, going the back rub route as it tries to celebrate all forms of shark-based cinema, which has its limitations. However, for those in the mood for something light and undemanding, Scarlata tries to throw a party here, finding a few pockets of moviemaking history to explore. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Strangers: Chapter 3

    Once again: “The Strangers” franchise was resurrected by producers with a battle plan to film three movies at the same time, releasing them over the course of a single year. After 2024’s “The Strangers: Chapter 1” failed to delight horror fans, the mission to quickly release the sequels was canceled, with “The Strangers: Chapter 2” tossed into theaters 16 months later, greeted with a general shoulder shrug from audiences. Now just five months later, “The Strangers: Chapter 3” is here, and it’s difficult to tell if anyone actually cares about this trilogy anymore. Certainly director Renny Harlin doesn’t, calling the shots on a dull, anticlimactic chiller that’s supposed to be a major payoff for all this time invested in a new take on the brand name. Instead, “Chapter 3” is a stunning bore, wasting whatever potential was there to take the story into a bonkers direction, leaving ticket-buyers with three features of nothingness that should’ve been one terrible movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Whistle

    “Whistle” offers a return to the business of horror as it was in the 1990s, when the success of “Scream” created a push to make fright pictures with young actors and goofy premises, hoping to attract teen audiences with junky endeavors. Screenwriter Owen Egerton (“Blood Fest,” “Mercy Black”) sticks with the basics for the feature, which pits high schoolers against the terrible wrath of a Mayan death whistle, battling the mysterious power of evil forces looking to send them to an early grave. Director Corin Hardy (who scored a financial success with 2018’s “The Nun,” but certainly not a creative one) is in charge of generating a nightmare with the material, and while there’s blood and a few freak-outs, “Whistle” isn’t all that intense of a genre offering. The helmer can’t get performances where they need to be, and Egerton’s writing veers into the ridiculous one too many times, hoping to coast on the appeal of retro entertainment. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Jimpa

    Four years ago, director Sophie Hyde received an enormous amount of attention for her feature, “Good Luck to You, Leo Grande.” While the film was very small in scale, it landed points on aging and sexuality, boosted by fine performances. Hyde returns with “Jimpa,” which also hopes to maintain intimacy with its characters as they absorb life’s challenges, aiming to examine family ties and personal feelings with a semi-autobiographical approach from screenwriters Hyde and Mattew Cormack. “Jimpa” intends to become a deeply felt tale of parental complication and adolescent exploration, and Hyde provides a mostly involving study of people working to communicate their feelings and assess their emotions. The picture also has Olivia Coleman and John Lithgow in starring roles, which greatly aids Hyde in her quest to deliver dimensional performances covering all kinds of human experiences. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Solo Mio

    The Kinnane Brothers have turned filmmaking into a family affair. The credits for “Solo Mio” are loaded with Kinnanes, as Charles and Daniel take directing duties, John and Patrick write the script (joined by Kevin James), Peter edits the picture, and Brendan, Jeffrey, and William serve as producers. The helmers previously worked with James on the 2022 underdog football comedy “Home Team,” but now they’re looking to do something a bit different with the star, putting him in command of his own romantic comedy, and one that carries incredibly heavy psychological issues it would take three movies to fully sort through. “Solo Mio” aims to be sweet and sensitive, tracking a man’s journey through sadness when he’s left at the altar. It’s the kind of story that seems teed up for James’s usual comedic shtick, but the endeavor makes a push to give the lead a chance to display his softer side in a feature that just barely gets by on thespian charm. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Roaring Game

    Underdog cinema has seen its share of baseball, basketball, and football offerings. “The Roaring Game” hopes to delight audiences with its use of curling to help inspire a tale of losers aspiring to become winners through the trials of heated competition. It’s an unusual sport, but the feature isn’t anything new, with writer/director Tom DeNucci (who previously made the excretable “Johnny & Clyde”) trying to summon the spirits of the Farrelly Brothers for this comedy about the formation of a curling team and the heartache of its best player. The production goes big to land jokes, but nothing really develops in “The Roaring Game,” which is built with cliches and overacting, making for a long sit. Even the ways of curling can’t really save the picture, which spends too much time away from the ice to really celebrate the sport. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – F Valentine’s Day

    The unfortunately titled “F Valentine’s Day” is written by Steven Bencich. He’s had a strange career, spending most of his time in the world of animation, contributing screenplays for endeavors such as “Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore,” “Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time,” and “The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning.” Bencich is even credited on 2005’s “Chicken Little” and 2003’s “Brother Bear.” Perhaps he was in the mood to try something different, but actual effort is in limited supply in his latest offering, with “F Valentine’s Day” basically a Hallmark Channel production attempting to have an edgy sense of humor about relationships and honesty. Director Mark Gantt is no help, delivering a thoroughly vanilla viewing experience that intends to charm with Greek locations and lively performances. The picture fails to reach even modest expectations for fun, becoming a bummer to sit through, kind of like…well, “Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore.” Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Relationship Goals

    There are a lot of bizarre things one will encounter while watching “Relationship Goals,” but I simply assumed the weirdest sight in the movie would be Cliff “Method Man” Smith in a Hallmark Channel-style romantic comedy. A member of the rap collective Wu Tang Clan, Smith has been acting for decades now, mostly sticking with roles that play up his tough hip-hop credentials. In his latest, he’s the hunk of the picture, tasked with portraying shirtless softness in a screenplay (credited to Michael Elliot, Cory Tynan, and Laura Lekkos) that’s as basic as can be. However, what’s especially odd about “Relationship Goals” isn’t Smith’s career redirection, but the very genesis of the feature, which aims to transform a standard tale of warring lovebirds into a celebration of pastor Michael Todd and his self-help books. The endeavor tries to have heart and soul, but the only feeling viewers might feel is ickiness as the offering is nothing more than a grotesque commercial for a megachurch mogul. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Special Effects

    Larry Cohen clearly loves making movies. 1984’s “Special Effects” is partially a valentine to the madness involved in cinematic storytelling, giving Cohen (who also scripts) a chance to play with some Hitchcockian elements while remaining in the grungy, B-movie mode that’s made up most of his career. Execution isn’t a friend to the helmer, and despite his best effort to craft something twisted and weird, Cohen ends up with an unbelievably stiff picture in “Special Effects.” Suspense is intended but rarely conjured, and performances are almost amateurish in this endeavor, which hopes to provide a few turns and chills as it follows the dangerous ways of a sociopathic director working to restore his career through the cinematic ways of murder. Cohen has a ghoulish idea, but he fumbles most of this half-baked offering. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover

    Writer/director Larry Cohen takes on a post-Nixon world in 1977’s “The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover,” trying to make sense of a presidential mess and American issues by taking a look at U.S. government history. This being Cohen, there’s not a lot of money to help bring an epic study of corruption to life, leaving the helmer to do his usual B-movie thing with the material, pulling together something of a bio-pic without much in the way of polish. “The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover” isn’t a particularly big swing for Cohen, who gets very messy while trying to assemble the details of Hoover’s experiences and influences, but he does have a large cast to help bring his ideas to life, including a lead performance from Broderick Crawford that captures some of the inner turmoil that kept Hoover clinging to power for nearly 50 years. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – The Beyond

    My personal introduction to “The Beyond” was in the mid-1990s. Quentin Tarantino, newly exploring his marketplace powers at the time, co-founded Rolling Thunder Pictures, intending to bring influential exploitation movies to art-house audiences, with the 1981 Lucio Fulci offering part of the pack (alongside such oddities as “Switchblade Sisters,” “Mighty Peking Man,” and “Detroit 9000”). “The Beyond” was offered as a midnight show, and it was a memorable moviegoing experience (and one I repeated a few more times), presenting a wholly bizarre Italian horror picture to a slightly groggy, probably inebriated audience, allowing its filmmaking charms to hit in a special way. The endeavor remains unique in its weirdness and low-budget ambition, finding Fulci’s determination to generate a fright fest with the seams showing quite enjoyable to watch. The effort is sloppy at times, unbelievably goofy as well, but there’s something special about this messy presentation of torment and suffering, finding Fulci uniquely motivated to create a bizarre, art-inspired screen nightmare. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – They Call Her Death

    “They Call Her Death” intends to be a homage to many things, including spaghetti westerns and drive-in cinema. Writer/director Austin Snell has his fondness for genre filmmaking, trying to work out his wiggles with a picture that aims to provide violent entertainment to fans who won’t mind an extremely limited budget. Ambition is there from Snell, who constructs a revenge story involving a widow hunting down the corrupt men who killed her loving husband, using such cinematic power to drench the feature in blood, also creating a passably striking figure in the main character and her boiling rage. “They Call Her Death” has a few effective moments, especially when it gets into fiery confrontations, but the rest of the offering resembles a filmed high school play, lacking rougher style and at least some degree of urgency these endeavors are known for. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com