From: George
NO ILL WILL IS MEANT TO YOU, BUT GOOD GRIEF, BE A LIL MORE FACTUALLY ACCURATE IN YOUR REVIEWS
THE DOLT WHO "REVIEWED" WITLESS PROTECTION THE MOVIE - GOT MULTIPLE MOVIE FACTS WRONG
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MAYBE NEXT TIME DO NOT WATCH THE PREVIEWS / ONLY READ THE INFO ON THE MOVIE ......
ACTUALLY WATCH THE MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
------ Boobish Mississippi police officer Larry Stalder (Larry The Cable Guy) hopes one day to join the ranks of the F.B.I. and leave his small town behind. When Madeline (Ivana Milicevic) sneaks into town with a group of her witness protection agents (led by Yaphet Kotto), Larry mistakes the bodyguard as villains and steals her away to safety. Made aware of his mistake, Larry is forced to follow through with the original plan and bring the star witness to Chicago for an important trial. Now on the run, Larry and Madeline fight criminal masterminds (Peter Stormare), rogue agents (Eric Roberts), and Larry's lack of personal hygiene to stay alive. ------
THE ABOVE PARAGRAPH FROM THIS "REVIEWER" IS FACTUALLY INEPT ... THE "AGENTS" WERE NEVER WHAT THE REVIEWER CLAIMED, THEY WERE THE ONES HIRED BY THE LEAD BAD GUY TO NOT ALLOW HER TO GET TO THE TRIAL, ANYONE WITH AN IQ POINT WOULD HAVE WATCHED AND KNOWN THAT... AND LARRY WAS NOT MADE AWARE OF HIS MISTAKE, HE DID NOT MAKE ONE, THE HAL, THOUGHT LARRY DID, BUT WAS CORRECTED BY LARRY,
IS THIS REVIEWER CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING CONVERSATION ON THE BIGSCREEN ?
DO FACTS EVEN MATTER ANYMORE ?
YOU ARE DOING A HUGE DISSERVICE TO RURAL AND NON-RURAL PEOPLE WHO LIKE THE MOVIE, WHEN DULLARDS LIKE YOU COMPLETELY LIE ABOURT A MOVIE
(Brian note: I was actually trying to avoid some spoilers in my synopsis. George needs facts. I failed him and America)
BELOW ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HIS FACTUAL ERRORS ....
----My friends, this movie is far worse than it looks. Here's further evidence of the horrors within: there's a "Benny Hill" undercranked sequence, Joe Mantegna cameos, and Larry asks a traditionally dressed Middle-Eastern character why he's "wearing a diaper on his head."
I'm no culture cop, but these Larry The Cable Guy movies represent a new low for American comedy. It's one thing to be sleeveless and make fun of "liberals," but "Witless Protection" lashes out in a million reckless ways; every scene hits a new low. This motion picture isn't fun, it's punishment.----
IF THE REVIEWER ACTUALLY WATCHED THE MOVIE ... HIS SAYING THAT WAS A PURE BENNY HILL SEQUENCE WAS FACTUALLY WRONG....... IT WAS A COMBONATION OF BENNY HILL AND THE SCOOBY DOO ESQUE CARTOON CHASES AS WELL. FOR CRIPES SAKES, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT....
LARRY IS JUST NOT MAKING FUN OF LIBERALS, HE IS MAKING FUN OF LIBERALS & CONSERVATIVES & THE HOI POLLOI ,,,
AGAIN LEARN WHAT FACTS ARE
Why does this Re-Re feel the need to correct you on facts about this film? Has he nothing better to do with his life? He might be just a stupid as the movie.
Posted by: Jay B. | February 24, 2008 at 07:30 PM